Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Diablo's Glory days



Diablo is sitting on a trailer under the shade of a lychee tree, victim of the economy and old age. The paint is faded, the stays are rusted, the keel needs to be de-barnacled, and the club membership and mooring are luxuries which have become temporarily unaffordable.


Gone are the glory days sailing the blue waters of Biscayne Bay, with white sails unfurled to the wind and the sun. Gone are the jaunts to Elliot Key, to Key Biscayne or late night cruises on the bay. Regattas are things of the past, as are the many trophies, tarnished, dusty and forgotten atop the bedroom bookcase.

No more Coronas on ice, no more nude revelers frolicking at sea, or dolphins swimming alongside Diablo. Now, the only ‘babes’ sunbathing on deck are decapitated and nude Barbies and their military friend, rescued from the stash of discarded pool time toys.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Send Me Your Request!

It was 7:30 in the morning and I was on my way to do my annual mammogram--something that gives me the heebie jeebees every time. To calm down I call my friend Claudia, who I love dearly and is always funny and upbeat. As she is filling me in on her ex-husband's lastest antic--bringing his new child (of lover/witch/new wife/Vivian)  to Claudia's house so his 20 year old son (with Claudia) can see their physical resemblance--she suddenly asks me if there is a murder in my new book. Why? I ask her. Because If I were a writer, she tells me, I'd murder Enrique (ex-husband) in the first scene. Well, I tell her, I could probably arrange one. Do you want me to call the victim Enrique? Oh, yes, she tells me delightedly, and while you're at it can you kill Vivian too!